pjcalamity:

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

YOU BASTARDS

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vincyxu:

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.


SOMEONE WROTE ooooo kill em

jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

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misjudgments:

lolsofunny:


did anyone else notice the black girl in the back omfg shes so tired of the bullshit

Jesus Christ.

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mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

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deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

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officialunitedstates:

are you from heaven because tennessee

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meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

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