kidzbopofficial:

plunged:

The STUPIDEST Text Message Fights Ever

OMG! I feel so bad for the guy in number 4 haha omg
hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,
poussbae:

Steal Their Look: Iggy Azalea and Macklemore

Holsum Country-Style White Bread (x2): $15.99
Kraft Mayo: $2.50
owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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blackdenimjeans:

My fav is a liar

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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