grumpysalmon:

*me watching the financial news every night* ah shit!!!!! not the dow jones!!!!

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h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

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jeremyandreica:

officialspaghetti:

what did venus say to mercury

what?

nothing, venus williams has better things to do than talk to planets

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pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

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